Short, sweet, and to the point.
1. Dale has an appointment with a cardiologist on June 19th to check the status of his newly "re-diagnosed" ventricular septal defect.
I'll be sure to attend that appointment with him, and I might ask the good doctor to check Dale's ears...since he says "what?" every time I talk to him!
2. David had a little accident in my car last week.
(I'd share pictures of my missing front end, but my computer had a little accident too.)
Does it frighten anyone else that he hopes to pay for his soon-to-be-exorbitant-car insurance by working at a little bunjee jumping kiosk at the mall?
Oh my!
3. Two bills for Steven and Dale's health issues arrived this week.
Oh my!
Exorbitance!
Again!
4. I am borrowing a nice, new car from my parents right now. I had to drive their old car one day last week...mine missing the front and all...and my dad told me, after I was already seated, belted and in gear, that the transmission was slipping.
I made it home safely by shifting into neutral above 30 m.p.h., coasting, and then shifting back into drive below 30 m.p.h.
Unfortunately that was a bit too much technology for me, and now my brain is slipping too.
5. My little girl is growing up!

Is that allowed?
Someone stop this insanity!